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Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Our True Identities Revealed

The time has come.

The world needs to know.

We are not who we pretend to be.

We pretend to be who we are not.

Our true identities have been revealed (earlier this week at the dinner table.)

We are…


…fighting the evil Chickenator and his minions, who are trying to take over the living room and front entryway.

We are…

Weather Machine (Bruce): Can turn enemies into weather systems that eventually dissipate in the atmosphere.

Valentine Girl (Linda): Makes enemies fall in love with each other so they'll leave everyone else alone.

Shining Lightning Boy (Jack): Flashes blinding pulses of light into the eyes of his enemies, so they are unable to see, thus prevented from carrying out their dastardly plans. (He is also very fast.)

Invisible Star Runner (Sabrina): With her super powers, she can turn enemies into stars, that twinkle up-above-the-world-so-high. (She shares some responsibility for the enormity of the universe.)

Tornado Girl: aka "Chicken Little" (Ellie). Don't mess with her, or the sky will fall on you.

Angry Hornet Baby (Evan): He has a stinger in his forehead that he rams into his enemies.

Get ready. Our time has come.


At 2:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!!! Now the world understands why they love you so much. Just make sure no one wears a cape. Saftey first!-K

At 8:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROTFL!!!!! A handy way to lose the name, while simultaneously saving the universe. Costumes by Edna, no?

Liz :-)

At 2:17 PM, Blogger Gateway School and Learning Center said...

Oh Valentine Girl, you all sound ready to save the universe. So glad to be acquainted. If I joined your family, who would I be? You could give all your friends wonder-powers.


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